It occurs to me that I don’t know what Alan’s iPhone is named. I think that may be another valuable piece of insight into the psyche of my favorite host.
I asked Alan for a higher resolution image of his home screen, so that I could have some room to mark it up like a plastic surgeon on some trashy TV show. I’m not a trained psychoanalyst and I have no credentials for anything at all. I have, however, been a client of many mental health professionals.