2011/08/23 by emory General My Secret Shame: My Desk Edition For the life of me, I cannot find a way to fix this. What looks fairly tidy (by my standards): My Secret Shame: My home office's desk Is in actuality, something far more terrible. My Secret Shame Revealed: a tangled monstrosity I am soliciting advice. I have tried velcro™ ties, twist ties, clips, clamps, to no avail. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Related Author: emory I'm like "Sweetie Pie" by The Stone Alliance. Everybody knows I'm known for droppin' science.