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Amateur Psychoanalysis of Alan’s Home Screen

It occurs to me that I don’t know what Alan’s iPhone is named.  I think that may be another valuable piece of insight into the psyche of my favorite host.

I asked Alan for a higher resolution image of his home screen, so that I could have some room to mark it up like a plastic surgeon on some trashy TV show.  I’m not a trained psychoanalyst and I have no credentials for anything at all.  I have, however, been a client of many mental health professionals.

iPhone home screen with arrows and comments

Alan's Home Screen

If you’d enjoy amateur psychoanalysis of your home screen for whatever gizmo you carry in your pocket, send it to [email protected].  If I feel inspired by what I see, I will be very critical of you and charge you nothing!

iPhone users can take a screenshot of your home screen by holding down the Home button and tapping the power button.


I'm like "Sweetie Pie" by The Stone Alliance. Everybody knows I'm known for droppin' science.

1 Comment

  1. Very insightful analysis, although I did finish The Oregon Trail once (with some help).

    My iPhone is names Alan Joyce’s iPhone 4, so that should tell you everything you need to know.

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